Meowzers Meowzings!

I az finally got my turn on the black thing with the screen that my human keeps tapping on alllll day long. Every time I jump on it to have my he tells me to get of the mouse and stop pressing keys – whatever they are. I don’t think he knows what a mouse looks like as I cant see a mouse on it.   I bringz in one to show him what a mouse iz but I still don’t think he knows.

I got rudely awakened this morning and shoved in the humans sleepy room again. I guess this means another day of not going outside. My human says this is for my benefit – no – me going outz is what I wantz – not being stuck in a room with the sleepy one. I tried the secret cat flap but they put glass back in it cause there is water falling from the sky again.

I want to go back to my fence and path. I enjoy being there. I defendz MY space. My human was doing his usual blowing smoke out the side hatch watching me on the path when a big black woffie bounced up, stopped, jumped, stopped and jumped again with it’s human trying to grab it. What does it thing it wants with me – Hsssss…  go away..   bounce once more and…  Hsssss…   right that’s it..   come here you little b….. My human is now laughing at the woffie running of and tripping over its tail with its human chasingz it..     And dont come back    My path!

My human is still behaving most of the time – I ask for food – it gets it for me. I sit next to im when it eats and I getz me some too. I still have to put up with the other meowers sometimez eating meowzers food before me and the woffies i live with know im boss.

We is somewhere called Copdy again, I dontz like it here, the green fluffy fence is not big and therez nothing behind it. I cant hide, and nothing to catch. And more water from the sky means its wet out and i donts like gettin wetting.

I alzo got hold of my humans talkie beepie box – I az seen that pressing the clickie twice takes pictures..  I likez pictures..  but my legz not long enough to get focuzed.

But I iz getting better..

My human saz we will be back at my fence during the next suntime but I iz stayin on my cushion under the windy water cover tonight.